The Forth Attempt
Sunday, 16 Aug 2026
In Rome’s grand hall where shadows fall, a noble child was crowned,
Young Theophylact, in silk and gold, by sacred tiara bound.
The Tusculan line had claimed the shrine, with silver, blood, and greed,
And placed a lad upon the throne to serve a house's need.
Oh, Benedict Ninth, the thrice-crowned pope, of wild and stormy youth,
Who traded faith for golden dope and turned his back on truth!
His temper flared, a tempest wild, no holy law he kept,
While through the streets of Rome’s pile the rumored scandals crept.
He ruled with pride and earthly desire, a tyrant in his robes,
Ignoring sacred vows and prayers, indifferent to his woes.
The Romans rose in fierce revolt, with iron, shield, and blade,
They drove him from the holy seat, a slightly late crusade.
In thousand-forty-four he fled, beyond the city wall,
And Sylvester Third was elevated in the papal hall.
Yet Benedict gathered swords and men, his anger burning bright,
He marched back to the eternal town and reclaimed his holy right.
His second reign was fierce and short, a dark and troubled hour,
Where sacred rites were bought and sold to feed his lust for power.
Then smitten by a lady's grace, or weary of the crown,
He sold the throne for heaps of gold, and laid his mantle down.
To Gregory Sixth he sold his bone, for silver bright and fine,
And abandoned Peter's sacred throne for earthly feast and wine.
When rival popes all claimed the chair and turmoil filled the land,
The Emperor Henry played affair with firm and iron hand.
At Sutri’s council all three were stripped, their lofty titles gone,
And Clement Second took the grip to greet a holy dawn.
When Clement died by poison’s touch, dark Benedict returned once more,
A third time claiming Peter’s place, as ruthless as before.
For months he held the fortress walls, against the imperial might,
Till driven out to Grottaferrata, hidden in the night.
In cloistered halls of quiet stone, the thrice-crowned pope remained,
A broken man of shadow now, whose legacy was stained.
Whether he wept for sinful days or mourned his fallen throne,
The dark pope died in silent shade, forgotten and alone.